paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

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bomshells:

same

bomshells:

same

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cheeseoneveryfudginthing:

ultrafacts:

Some body tricks you can use.

More facts on Ultrafacts!

I tried sticking my thumb into my mouth and blowing, and then i realized it meant to just blow.. like a candle…

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a-night-in-wonderland:

Video.

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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

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thetinkertoyboy:

Justneckbeardthings

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bublog:

Almost two and a half years ago, this magical BUB photo initiated BUB’s rise to stardom.
GOOD JOB BUB

bublog:

Almost two and a half years ago, this magical BUB photo initiated BUB’s rise to stardom.

GOOD JOB BUB

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deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

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mortymemes:

"tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-"

image

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date:

every time i see them image i wonder about the feelings behind them

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tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

image

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dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

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